Barbie is 50 years old

It every city in atlanta could be a barbie. JAdams

"Buckhead Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at Phipps Plaza. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

“Peachtree City Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Excursion or Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone and golf cart sold separately.

"Riverdale Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

"Dunwoody Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

"Hampton Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a
confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

"Downtown Metro Barbie"
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.

"Cherokee Co Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

"Virginia Highlands Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll,
but if you purchase two Virginia Highlands Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

“East Point Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

"Chamblee Barbie"
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with mini-van and matching gym suit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell sold separately. Can swear in English, Spanish, Chinese, Korean or Vietnamese, but she's not sure which is which. Available at Target.

"Kennesaw Barbie"
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out a-'huntin'.

"Grant Park Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts. Likes to “experiment”

“Roswell/Alpharetta Barbie”
Pregnant at purchase, Alpharetta Barbie drives a new Ford Excursion and is perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away in Japan on business. Roswell/Alpharetta Barbie aspires to become Buckhead Barbie. Comes with cell phone and gym membership. Purchase the BarbieTech laptop and receive a free month of AOL. Not cheap, but still very naive.

“Forsyth Barbie"
This bleach blonde Barbie is not your average girl next door. She comes a brand new car of choice and the new boobs she got for graduation. We should also warn that she has daddy’s plastic and her hairstylist at her beckoning call and gets very nantsy on 400 after 3 pm.