(Explicit Lyrics)
Cookie Jar (f. The Dream) - Gym Class Heros
Coconut Juice - Tyga ft Travis McCoy
Drop That (produced by New Hotness) - Nifty
In Da Club (Prod. By J.R. Rotem) - Clyde Carson, Sean Kingston and The Game
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
New Rap Songs
Cookie Jar (f. The Dream) - Gym Class Heros
Coconut Juice - Tyga ft Travis McCoy
Drop That (produced by New Hotness) - Nifty
In Da Club (Prod. By J.R. Rotem) - Clyde Carson, Sean Kingston and The Game
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Bad timing with the playoffs around the corner
Playoff-bound Atlanta Falcons to close Falcons 365 stores
http://atlanta.bizjournals.com/atlanta/stories/2008/12/29/daily23.html?ana=e_du_pap
http://atlanta.bizjournals.com/atlanta/stories/2008/12/29/daily23.html?ana=e_du_pap
We will beat Michigan State!
Javon Ringer is not going to run all over Georgia. Here are his stats against "quality" opponents.
vs. Penn State: 17 carries for 42 yards
vs. Ohio State: 16 carries for 67 yards
vs. Wisconsin: 21 carries for 54 yards
vs. Cal: 27 carries for 81 yards
vs. Iowa: 25 carries for 91 yards
This isn't like the Tech game. Tech had already run for 300-400 yards against Miami, FSU and UNC leading up to the Georgia game.
The last time Georgia played Michigan State was in 1989. This was Vince Dooley's last game and we smoked them .
We are watching the game at my place on Satuday. Wake up, roll over onto the floor, somehow make it into the living room. Turn on TV. Dont move for 3....4 hours.
I am excited.
vs. Penn State: 17 carries for 42 yards
vs. Ohio State: 16 carries for 67 yards
vs. Wisconsin: 21 carries for 54 yards
vs. Cal: 27 carries for 81 yards
vs. Iowa: 25 carries for 91 yards
This isn't like the Tech game. Tech had already run for 300-400 yards against Miami, FSU and UNC leading up to the Georgia game.
The last time Georgia played Michigan State was in 1989. This was Vince Dooley's last game and we smoked them .
We are watching the game at my place on Satuday. Wake up, roll over onto the floor, somehow make it into the living room. Turn on TV. Dont move for 3....4 hours.
I am excited.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Updated Park Tavern List New Years Eve
1. Jeremy
2. Tim
3. Darko
4. Kyle
5. Thomas
6. Ben
7. Shannon
8. Andrea and friends
9. Mimi and friends
10. Tiffany
11. Kelly
12. Alex
13. Wendy
14. Tyrone
15. Dustin
16. Colie
17. Lauren K
OPEN BAR! - premium liquor, beer, wine & champagne
LIVE MUSIC! - from Hitt Boxx + DJ Tonsil Hockey
Gourmet hors d'ouvres & midnight breakfast buffet
Midnight countdown and balloon drop
Plenty of bartenders & restrooms
Romantic candlelit skyline view
Champagne toast at Midnight
Loads of sauced up hotties
Wow, good times.
2. Tim
3. Darko
4. Kyle
5. Thomas
6. Ben
7. Shannon
8. Andrea and friends
9. Mimi and friends
10. Tiffany
11. Kelly
12. Alex
13. Wendy
14. Tyrone
15. Dustin
16. Colie
17. Lauren K
OPEN BAR! - premium liquor, beer, wine & champagne
LIVE MUSIC! - from Hitt Boxx + DJ Tonsil Hockey
Gourmet hors d'ouvres & midnight breakfast buffet
Midnight countdown and balloon drop
Plenty of bartenders & restrooms
Romantic candlelit skyline view
Champagne toast at Midnight
Loads of sauced up hotties
Wow, good times.
FW: A New York Love Story
Genius!
A beautiful young blond, New York woman, was so depressed thatshe decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
But just before she could throw herself from the docks,a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man."Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow,and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you,bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she hadalways wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwichesand make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captainduring a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied."He brings me food daily and I get a free trip to Europe! Plus he's screwing me every night."
"He certainly is," replied the captain."This is the Staten Island Ferry "
A beautiful young blond, New York woman, was so depressed thatshe decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
But just before she could throw herself from the docks,a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man."Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow,and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you,bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she hadalways wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwichesand make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captainduring a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied."He brings me food daily and I get a free trip to Europe! Plus he's screwing me every night."
"He certainly is," replied the captain."This is the Staten Island Ferry "
J-Mac responds to Times article
I just discovered the writer for the Times is a huge OU fan and supporter. I read it again knowing this and it seems very biased.
http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=893953
http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=893953
Inside the Red River Recruiting Rivalry
Great article by the New York Times about recruiting. Texas, Oklahoma, LSU and USC all compete for one player. The journalist tracks the recruiting throughout the process. My favorite part is when Bob Stoops had to watch "Beauty Shop" starring Queen Latifah and Alicia Silverstone.
"Stoops occasionally chuckled while watching the film before talking to McFarland about Oklahoma."
I would love to be a fly on that wall.
Enjoy.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/26/sports/ncaafootball/26recruit.html?_r=5&partner=rss&emc=rss&pagewanted=all
"Stoops occasionally chuckled while watching the film before talking to McFarland about Oklahoma."
I would love to be a fly on that wall.
Enjoy.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/26/sports/ncaafootball/26recruit.html?_r=5&partner=rss&emc=rss&pagewanted=all
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota
I dont live in Minnesota or ever will, but still funny (Compliments of Kyle Solon)
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, You might live in Minnesota.
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in Minnesota.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", You might live in Minnesota.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You might live in Minnesota.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, You might live in Minnesota.
If your dad's sun tan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, You might live in Minnesota.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the sametime, You might live in Minnesota.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live in Minnesota.
If you know how tosay...Wayzata...Mahtomedi ... Cloquet Edina... and Shakopee, You might live in Minnesota.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in Minnesota.
If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend, You might live in Minnesota.
You measure distance in hours, You might live in Minnesota.
You know several people, who have hit deer more than once, You might live in Minnesota.
You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, You might live in Minnesota.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet ofsnow during a raging blizzard without flinching, Y ou might live in Minnesota.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might live in Minnesota.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, You might live in Minnesota.
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish,and Venison, You might live in Minnesota.
You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them, You might live in Minnesota.
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time,
You might live in Minnesota.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit, You might live in Minnesota.
Driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow, You might live in Minnesota.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction, You might live in Minnesota.
You can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might live in Minnesota.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your blue spruce, You might live in Minnesota.
If "Down South" to you means Iowa, You might live in Minnesota.
You know "a brat" is something you eat, You might live in Minnesota.
You find -10 degrees "a little chilly", You might live inMinnesota.
You actually understand these jokes, and you forwardthem to all your Minnesota friends, You DO live in Minnesota.
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, You might live in Minnesota.
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in Minnesota.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", You might live in Minnesota.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You might live in Minnesota.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, You might live in Minnesota.
If your dad's sun tan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, You might live in Minnesota.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the sametime, You might live in Minnesota.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live in Minnesota.
If you know how tosay...Wayzata...Mahtomedi ... Cloquet Edina... and Shakopee, You might live in Minnesota.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in Minnesota.
If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend, You might live in Minnesota.
You measure distance in hours, You might live in Minnesota.
You know several people, who have hit deer more than once, You might live in Minnesota.
You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, You might live in Minnesota.
You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet ofsnow during a raging blizzard without flinching, Y ou might live in Minnesota.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might live in Minnesota.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, You might live in Minnesota.
You think of the major food groups as beer, fish,and Venison, You might live in Minnesota.
You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them, You might live in Minnesota.
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time,
You might live in Minnesota.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit, You might live in Minnesota.
Driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow, You might live in Minnesota.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction, You might live in Minnesota.
You can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might live in Minnesota.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your blue spruce, You might live in Minnesota.
If "Down South" to you means Iowa, You might live in Minnesota.
You know "a brat" is something you eat, You might live in Minnesota.
You find -10 degrees "a little chilly", You might live inMinnesota.
You actually understand these jokes, and you forwardthem to all your Minnesota friends, You DO live in Minnesota.
Friday, December 26, 2008
Marley and Me
I watched Marley and Me this afternoon with my cousins in Alabama. This movie portrays why I am a Dog person. Tear Jerker, make sure to bring tissues.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
New rap music I cant stop listening to
Dead and Gone - TI and JT
http://www.imeem.com/kyarbro123/music/1KT7_LeI/ti_ti_dead_and_gone/
Whatever you like (Remix) - Trey Songz
http://www.imeem.com/thisizeazy/music/63pKtM-K/ti_ft_trey_songz_whatever_you_like_remix/
Kiss me thru the phone - Soulja Boy
http://www.imeem.com/rnbxclusivemusic/music/BC_-VvjW/soulja_boy_feat_sammie_kiss_me_thru_the_phone/
One More Drink - Ludacris and T-Pain
http://www.imeem.com/newmusictuesdays/music/1vrrvpXU/ludacris_one_more_drink_costarring_tpain/
Supplier - Shawty Lo and Trey Songz
http://www.imeem.com/the3xgp/music/22wHhOnQ/shawty_lo_supplier_ft_trey_songz_lil_wayne/
Heartless - Kayne West
http://www.imeem.com/kanyewest/music/shzHvGH8/kanye_west_heartless_remastered/
This is why Africa is hot - Mims and Toto
http://www.imeem.com/people/ZKSgpV/music/LugDgJhg/mims_vs_toto_this_is_why_africa_is_hot/
My Dougie - Lil Wil
http://www.imeem.com/jukeboxmusic7/music/qY9O16eJ/lil_wil_my_dougie_amended_album_version/
Pop Champagne - Jim Jones, Ron Browz, Juelz Santana
http://www.imeem.com/jimjones/music/JNlcgnF7/jim_jones_ron_browz_juelz_santana_pop_champagne/
Amazing - Kayne West and Young Jeezyhttp://www.imeem.com/kanyewest/music/yJrOqKMD/kanye_west_amazing_feat_young_jeezy/
Tim Waite and the Wine Industry
My roommate, Tim Waite, had to be at work this morning at 5am. One of his bosses (name changed to Larry) the previous day had put in a huge order for wine that was selling off the shelves like little debbie cakes in Mississippi. In Tim's business the wine salesman will frequently build displays. For example, Larry built a Christmas tree display for his wine to sell quicker. But sometimes rival distributors will take down all your wine, use your display that you spent hours building and put their wine on the shelf. Well Tim's boss Larry does not like it when this happens. They were in Brookhaven this morning and a rep from another company had destroyed one of Larry's displays (not the first time). Larry knew exactly who did it. Tim and Larry walked into the store and the other rep had the gall to walk up to Larry and say,
"Hey man, are you ready for Christmas?"
Larry did not say one word. Just walked up to the guy and punched him. Knocked him out cold.
Larry and the other rep were escorted out of the store. Tim hid around the corner and was able to finish the the orders for the day.
Happy Holidays
FW: Christmas Cake
Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
2 cups flour
1 stick butter
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to makesure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn offthe mixer thingy.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, finish the 20tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
Bingle Jells!
Ingredients:
2 cups flour
1 stick butter
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to makesure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn offthe mixer thingy.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, finish the 20tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
Bingle Jells!
FW: Amazingly Simple Home remedies
Amazingly simple home remedies :
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING HOTWATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVEITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONEELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BYUSING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FORA FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USEA TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROMROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LLBE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'TMOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THEDUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM..
DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FORANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THESTAIRS.
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING HOTWATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVEITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONEELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BYUSING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FORA FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USEA TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROMROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LLBE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'TMOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THEDUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM..
DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FORANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THESTAIRS.
Hope
"it's nice to know that one of the best presents you can give is still absolutely free"
Do something nice for someone today.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?section=magazine&id=3789373
Do something nice for someone today.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?section=magazine&id=3789373
New Years Plans
http://www.wednesdaynightdrinkingclub.com/rsvp/atlanta/2008/nye/
Tickets have been purchaed by...
1. Jeremy
2. Tim
3. Darko
4. Kyle
5. Thomas
6. Ben
7. Shannon
8. Anyone else going???
A blog? Why not....
Sometimes at work I find myself broswing the internet and I stumble across funny stories, pictures, videos, sports news, forwards etc.... So I decided to make a blog highlighting everything. This blog might include funny stories and quotes from my friends as well. Should be interesting. Enjoy!
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