Thursday, April 30, 2009
Funny Pictures
Mother of the year award.
Where's Waldos?
Schwartz special.
The recession has hit hard.
Dolla dolla bills yall...
He is VERY excited about the weather!
Where's Waldos?
Schwartz special.
The recession has hit hard.
Dolla dolla bills yall...
He is VERY excited about the weather!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Classmates.com Sends Email From Murder Victim
Omaha, NE- One of the most popular social websites is classmates.com. It reconnects people from high school. One Westside High School graduate has joined as the newest member. But someone murdered Mary Cronin 17 years ago.
For many, it's an innocent walk down memory lane. Remember him? Whatever happened to her? But recently, a communication to graduates of the Westside High Class of 1983 went from innocent to sinister.
A mysterious email is showing up in the members' inboxes. The subject line says, "Remember Mary Cronin? Say hi to the newest class of '83 alum to join." Thing is, Mary Cronin, class of '83, didn't make it to her ten year reunion. Someone murdered her in April of 1992. Her killer has never been caught.
Debbie McGrew, President of Westside's Alumni Association says, "It's extremely upsetting. You would think such a web service such as classmates.com would have a sophisticated data base or some sort of internal checks to make sure that the people trying to register with them are valid accurate grads of the high school they are representing ."
Especially when you consider how painful Mary's death still is for close friends after all these years. She disappeared April 12, 1992. Her skull and part of her remains found a year later in a field in Cass County. It's A cold case with no closure. Debbie wonders who sent it and with Mary's killer still out there, could they have signed up under her name? She says, "That is what I thought as well what if it was the killer? It is close to anniversary time."
Others have expressed their disgust.
One of Mary's classmates, Carol Higgins complained to the website about the email. Carol wrote in her complaint, "You may want to check your sources and remove this from your website before you offend more people as you have offended me!"
So how could someone use classmates to infuriate so many?
Action 3 News asked the company how a victim of murder can register on its website.
Classmates didn't provide much information. Spokesperson Scott Matulis says, "Classmates regrets any pain caused to Mary's family and friends. Mary's sign up could have been a mistake during a user's search or it's malicious."
However the message got sent, those who are shocked by it believe the intent is clear. Debbie says, "I hate to say it but I think someone is being malicious."
Because of the Action 3 News investigation, classmates has taken Mary Cronin's profile off its website. But it didn't say if it will make any changes to how it checks out the people registering on its site.
To find out who signed up under Mary's name will take a court ordered subpoena. Some of Mary's classmates are thinking of filing a complaint with the Attorney General.
For many, it's an innocent walk down memory lane. Remember him? Whatever happened to her? But recently, a communication to graduates of the Westside High Class of 1983 went from innocent to sinister.
A mysterious email is showing up in the members' inboxes. The subject line says, "Remember Mary Cronin? Say hi to the newest class of '83 alum to join." Thing is, Mary Cronin, class of '83, didn't make it to her ten year reunion. Someone murdered her in April of 1992. Her killer has never been caught.
Debbie McGrew, President of Westside's Alumni Association says, "It's extremely upsetting. You would think such a web service such as classmates.com would have a sophisticated data base or some sort of internal checks to make sure that the people trying to register with them are valid accurate grads of the high school they are representing ."
Especially when you consider how painful Mary's death still is for close friends after all these years. She disappeared April 12, 1992. Her skull and part of her remains found a year later in a field in Cass County. It's A cold case with no closure. Debbie wonders who sent it and with Mary's killer still out there, could they have signed up under her name? She says, "That is what I thought as well what if it was the killer? It is close to anniversary time."
Others have expressed their disgust.
One of Mary's classmates, Carol Higgins complained to the website about the email. Carol wrote in her complaint, "You may want to check your sources and remove this from your website before you offend more people as you have offended me!"
So how could someone use classmates to infuriate so many?
Action 3 News asked the company how a victim of murder can register on its website.
Classmates didn't provide much information. Spokesperson Scott Matulis says, "Classmates regrets any pain caused to Mary's family and friends. Mary's sign up could have been a mistake during a user's search or it's malicious."
However the message got sent, those who are shocked by it believe the intent is clear. Debbie says, "I hate to say it but I think someone is being malicious."
Because of the Action 3 News investigation, classmates has taken Mary Cronin's profile off its website. But it didn't say if it will make any changes to how it checks out the people registering on its site.
To find out who signed up under Mary's name will take a court ordered subpoena. Some of Mary's classmates are thinking of filing a complaint with the Attorney General.
You play ball like a girl??
Life has been a little crazy for Mackenzie since Tuesday. Of course, that can happen when you retire all 18 boys you face for a perfect game in the Bayonne Little League
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/04/bayonne_girls_perfect_game_gai.html
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http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/04/bayonne_girls_perfect_game_gai.html
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Monday, April 27, 2009
THE 10 BEST 2009 NFL DRAFT CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKES
Matthew Stafford & Samwise Gamgee - Since the Lions failed to address their offensive line in the draft, Matthew might want to borrow the ring from Frodo and make himself disappear for his rookie season.
Tyson Jackson & Malcolm-Jamal Warner - Now that Tyson is a millionaire, he should definitely try to make a run at Keisha Knight Pulliam because Rudy Huxtable got pretty damn hot.
It's unfortunate that the cast of Roseanne chose careers in show business. They could've made one hell of a defensive front seven.
Andre Smith & Jerod Mixon (A.K.A. Weensie From Old School) - If Cincinnatti were smart, they'd also sign Jerod as a rookie free agent to play right tackle. If they do, Carson Palmer might never get sacked again.
Josh Freeman & Justin Guarini - A lot of NFL scouts predict that Josh Freeman's career will last about as long as Justin Guarini's did. Worst case scenario, Josh can always retire and do movies with Kelly Clarkson.
Mel Kiper, Jr. & Joey Buttafuoco - You can't have an NFL draft without Mel Kiper, Jr. and you can't have an NFL draft without making fun of Mel Kiper, Jr.
Eric Wood & Brett Kelly (A.K.A. "The Kid From Bad Santa") - As long as Eric stays away from Billy Bob Thorton and Terrell Owens, he should have a long career with the Buffalo Bills.
Mark Sanchez & Adam Grenier (A.K.A. Vincent Chase) - Los Angeles has its Vincent Chase and now New York has its Vincent Chase. Hopefully Mark makes better decisions on the field than Vincent Chase did off the field.
Clay Matthews Jr. & Triple H - With Clay Matthews Jr. and A.J. Hawk, Green Bay now has the greatest WWE linebacking corp in NFL history.
James Laurinaitis & A World Of Warcraft Orc Warrior - World of Warcraft Orcs are one of the prolific races of Azeroth. Born on the world of Dreanor, the orcs were brought to Azeroth through the dimensional gateway known as the Dark Portal and waged war on the humans while under the influence of the Burning Legion. I'd say that pretty much sums up the career of James Laurinaitis up to this point, wouldn't you?
Tyson Jackson & Malcolm-Jamal Warner - Now that Tyson is a millionaire, he should definitely try to make a run at Keisha Knight Pulliam because Rudy Huxtable got pretty damn hot.
It's unfortunate that the cast of Roseanne chose careers in show business. They could've made one hell of a defensive front seven.
Andre Smith & Jerod Mixon (A.K.A. Weensie From Old School) - If Cincinnatti were smart, they'd also sign Jerod as a rookie free agent to play right tackle. If they do, Carson Palmer might never get sacked again.
Josh Freeman & Justin Guarini - A lot of NFL scouts predict that Josh Freeman's career will last about as long as Justin Guarini's did. Worst case scenario, Josh can always retire and do movies with Kelly Clarkson.
Mel Kiper, Jr. & Joey Buttafuoco - You can't have an NFL draft without Mel Kiper, Jr. and you can't have an NFL draft without making fun of Mel Kiper, Jr.
Eric Wood & Brett Kelly (A.K.A. "The Kid From Bad Santa") - As long as Eric stays away from Billy Bob Thorton and Terrell Owens, he should have a long career with the Buffalo Bills.
Mark Sanchez & Adam Grenier (A.K.A. Vincent Chase) - Los Angeles has its Vincent Chase and now New York has its Vincent Chase. Hopefully Mark makes better decisions on the field than Vincent Chase did off the field.
Clay Matthews Jr. & Triple H - With Clay Matthews Jr. and A.J. Hawk, Green Bay now has the greatest WWE linebacking corp in NFL history.
James Laurinaitis & A World Of Warcraft Orc Warrior - World of Warcraft Orcs are one of the prolific races of Azeroth. Born on the world of Dreanor, the orcs were brought to Azeroth through the dimensional gateway known as the Dark Portal and waged war on the humans while under the influence of the Burning Legion. I'd say that pretty much sums up the career of James Laurinaitis up to this point, wouldn't you?
Newspaper all over the nation
Just put your mouse on a city anywhere in the world and the newspaper headlines pop up... Double click and the page gets larger....Then you can either read the pdf version or click through to the paper itself in the upper right corner..
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/flash/
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/flash/
Friday, April 24, 2009
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
20. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
21. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
22. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
23. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
24. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
25. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
20. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
21. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
22. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
23. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
24. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
25. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Think before you speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls"
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
"If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of prob le ms with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said "No".
I kept thinking
"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said,
"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse...
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks
and yelled
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down..
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did he have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls"
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
"If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of prob le ms with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said "No".
I kept thinking
"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said,
"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse...
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks
and yelled
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down..
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did he have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
NBC broadcaster John Madden retires
NEW YORK (AP) — John Madden is calling it quits.
NBC said Thursday that the burly ex-coach who has been one pro football's top broadcast analysts has decided to retire. The 73-year-old Madden has been working for the past three seasons on NBC's Sunday night NFL game. His last telecast was the Super Bowl between Arizona and Pittsburgh.
Since he left coaching in 1979, the former Oakland Raiders coach has worked as an analyst for all four broadcast networks. His "Madden NFL Football" is the top-selling sports video game of all time.
Madden is reluctant to fly and often traveled to games in a specially-equipped bus. He said in a statement that he still loves all aspects of the job, "but I know this is the right time."
http://views.washingtonpost.com/theleague/nflnewsfeed/2009/04/madden-retires-from-broadcasting.html
NBC said Thursday that the burly ex-coach who has been one pro football's top broadcast analysts has decided to retire. The 73-year-old Madden has been working for the past three seasons on NBC's Sunday night NFL game. His last telecast was the Super Bowl between Arizona and Pittsburgh.
Since he left coaching in 1979, the former Oakland Raiders coach has worked as an analyst for all four broadcast networks. His "Madden NFL Football" is the top-selling sports video game of all time.
Madden is reluctant to fly and often traveled to games in a specially-equipped bus. He said in a statement that he still loves all aspects of the job, "but I know this is the right time."
http://views.washingtonpost.com/theleague/nflnewsfeed/2009/04/madden-retires-from-broadcasting.html
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Kanye's Crew
If you didn't see the latest version of south park, this is where they depicted the characters from. It looks like these guys are still 7 years old an experimenting with clothing. JAdams
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
South Park creators given signed photo of Saddam Hussein
Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, were given a signed photo of Saddam Hussein by US marines after the former Iraqi leader was shown their movie in prison.
During his captivity, US marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. He was also regularly depicted in a similar manner during the TV series.
The admission comes with the show's 13th season already running in the US. It will celebrate its 12th anniversary later this year.
The show, which satirises a wide range of topics, including religion, sexuality and mental illness, has won a number of awards including three Emmys for Outstanding Animated Programme.
Recent episodes have seen Barack Obama using his Presidential victory as a way to steal jewels from Washington in an Oceans 11-style heist.
It also recently depicted the United States Treasury as deciding economic measures by cutting the head off a chicken and letting it run on a game show style board, landing on a decision.
Stone, 37, said both he and Parker, 39, were most proud of the signed Saddam photo, given to them by the US Army's 4th Infantry Division.
He said: "We're very proud of our signed Saddam picture and what it means. Its one of our biggest highlights.
"I have it on pretty good information from the marines on detail in Iraq that they showed Saddam the movie.
"Over and over again – which is a pretty funny thought.
"That's really adding insult to injury."
During his captivity, US marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. He was also regularly depicted in a similar manner during the TV series.
The admission comes with the show's 13th season already running in the US. It will celebrate its 12th anniversary later this year.
The show, which satirises a wide range of topics, including religion, sexuality and mental illness, has won a number of awards including three Emmys for Outstanding Animated Programme.
Recent episodes have seen Barack Obama using his Presidential victory as a way to steal jewels from Washington in an Oceans 11-style heist.
It also recently depicted the United States Treasury as deciding economic measures by cutting the head off a chicken and letting it run on a game show style board, landing on a decision.
Stone, 37, said both he and Parker, 39, were most proud of the signed Saddam photo, given to them by the US Army's 4th Infantry Division.
He said: "We're very proud of our signed Saddam picture and what it means. Its one of our biggest highlights.
"I have it on pretty good information from the marines on detail in Iraq that they showed Saddam the movie.
"Over and over again – which is a pretty funny thought.
"That's really adding insult to injury."
29 destination to visit in 2009. LA Times
Check out number 24!!!! We beat Las Vegas??
http://www.latimes.com/travel/la-trw-2009spots,0,6782196.special
http://www.latimes.com/travel/la-trw-2009spots,0,6782196.special
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