Monday, April 27, 2009

THE 10 BEST 2009 NFL DRAFT CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKES

Matthew Stafford & Samwise Gamgee - Since the Lions failed to address their offensive line in the draft, Matthew might want to borrow the ring from Frodo and make himself disappear for his rookie season.



Tyson Jackson & Malcolm-Jamal Warner - Now that Tyson is a millionaire, he should definitely try to make a run at Keisha Knight Pulliam because Rudy Huxtable got pretty damn hot.



It's unfortunate that the cast of Roseanne chose careers in show business. They could've made one hell of a defensive front seven.



Andre Smith & Jerod Mixon (A.K.A. Weensie From Old School) - If Cincinnatti were smart, they'd also sign Jerod as a rookie free agent to play right tackle. If they do, Carson Palmer might never get sacked again.



Josh Freeman & Justin Guarini - A lot of NFL scouts predict that Josh Freeman's career will last about as long as Justin Guarini's did. Worst case scenario, Josh can always retire and do movies with Kelly Clarkson.



Mel Kiper, Jr. & Joey Buttafuoco - You can't have an NFL draft without Mel Kiper, Jr. and you can't have an NFL draft without making fun of Mel Kiper, Jr.



Eric Wood & Brett Kelly (A.K.A. "The Kid From Bad Santa") - As long as Eric stays away from Billy Bob Thorton and Terrell Owens, he should have a long career with the Buffalo Bills.



Mark Sanchez & Adam Grenier (A.K.A. Vincent Chase) - Los Angeles has its Vincent Chase and now New York has its Vincent Chase. Hopefully Mark makes better decisions on the field than Vincent Chase did off the field.



Clay Matthews Jr. & Triple H - With Clay Matthews Jr. and A.J. Hawk, Green Bay now has the greatest WWE linebacking corp in NFL history.



James Laurinaitis & A World Of Warcraft Orc Warrior - World of Warcraft Orcs are one of the prolific races of Azeroth. Born on the world of Dreanor, the orcs were brought to Azeroth through the dimensional gateway known as the Dark Portal and waged war on the humans while under the influence of the Burning Legion. I'd say that pretty much sums up the career of James Laurinaitis up to this point, wouldn't you?











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