Soup Kitchen

First Lady Michelle Obama showed up Thursday as a surprise and welcome volunteer at Miriam's Kitchen, a soup kitchen for homeless poor people not far from the White House. Can't afford to buy food - not when you have to pay for the new cell phone with camera. Maybe we can start a charity which donates unused minutes to the homeless and poor.

Chris Brown T-shirt

This is bad, but I have to put it up. JAdams

Walk of Shame Kit

http://www.walkofshamekit.com/order.php

New Airport Security

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) undated handout image shows a composite of 4 separate scans, a female in the left two and a male in the right two, from a whole body scan machine, or millimeter wave machine being used at a security check point at the Salt Lake International Airport in Salt Lake City, Utah. The new machine developed by New York based L3 Communications is in use for the first time today by passengers and takes a whole body scan penetrating clothing. This is a pilot program by the TSA to test the machines in a live setting for the first time at Salt Lake International Airport March 10, 2009.

North Korea vs South Korea

The one white dot is Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea and specifically Kim Jon Il's hangout. Socialism has proven to fail time and time again. Here is basically a time elapsed snapshot of Free Market v. Communism since the Korean war, so what 50 years ago?

The "Shamwow" guy beat up a hooker.

I wonder what he used to clean up the mess? JAdams

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/03/the-shamwow-guy-beat-up-a-hooker/

Funny Video

Redneck word of the year.."OBAMA"

I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SELF.

Largest Snake I have ever seen.

Enlarge the video to full screen to see how big the snake really is. JAdams

Sneaky woman

MIT vs Mr. T

Street Fighters

I hope to be doing the same one day

Suspected drunk driver rams home, exposes pot farm

SAN DIEGO – Authorities said a 63-year-old man suspected of drunken driving crashed his pickup truck into a neighbor's house, leaving a gaping hole and revealing a small marijuana farm inside. San Diego police got a search warrant after the Sunday afternoon crash and confiscated more than 20 pot plants from the house.

Police Sgt. David Jennings said no one was inside the house, and neighbors told officers the residents were gone on a ski trip.

No one was injured in the crash.

Letter shock for grieving parents

THE parents of a girl who died suddenly two months ago have been sent a letter from her school demanding she improves her attendance.

Signed by the deputy headmaster, the letter threatened to ban Megan Gillan from the end of year prom.

'Floored'

Her parents Mark and Margaret said they were `floored' by the letter from Macclesfield High. Megan, 15, was found dead in her bedroom on January 19 at the family home at Flying Fields Drive, in the town. The letter - dated March 16 - said `students must have at least 92 per cent attendance and Megan's is currently 60.4pc'.

Mrs Gillan, who works in A&E at Macclesfield Hospital, said: "I screamed when I first saw it. If they want her to attend that much I'll take Megan's remains. It's disgusting.
Megan doesn't go to that school anymore. She's been dead for two months now so it's not surprising her attendance is low. I was pulling myself together to go back to work, but receiving the letter has just floored me.

'Friends'

“Megan would have loved going to the prom. She planned to go with a group of friends, she was really looking forward to it.”
The letter carried the signature of deputy head G White. Headteacher Ged Ward has now apologised for the ‘software error’.

Van for sale

Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act case

That sucks....hahahaha. JAdams

(03-26) 03:58 PDT Saginaw, Mich. (AP) --

A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

New report, drinking beer turns men into women

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II

Well if the senate is talking about it I guess I have to post something about it. JAdams

US Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

“Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work–including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule–our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking.”

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated “The US only had two major victories–Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren’t influenced by head-to-head contests–they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event.”

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said “Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks.” Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn ’style points’ to enhance Germany’s rankings. Hitler protested “Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces.”

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented ” France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2.”

Joke

The Department of Defense was briefing the President this morning. They told Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a brazilian?

This guy is going to jail

Funny Test and Essay responses.

The Male Learning Center

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by March 29, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7: 00 PM .

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Dear AIG, I Quit!

Before you form an opionion about AIG bonuses read the article below. Great read! JAdams

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/25/opinion/25desantis.html?_r=1

401 Keg Plan

If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.

With a Lehman account, you would have $6.60 left.

With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 today.

But if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the deposit REFUND, you would have $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg plan

The speech that should have been put up at the swamp

The University of Florida posted the speech Tim Tebow gave the media after losing to Ole Miss on a column when entering Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. Here is the speech that should have been posted. JAdams




Dont understand? http://jadamsdaily.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-is-brutal-florida-gatorsgraduate.html

Obama bumper stickers

Machine's 'mistake' kills $43M casino win

I would be furious. JAdams

http://www.thestar.com/News/Ontario/article/604035

Nice quote

Please be careful driving

I've always thought BBQ panda cubs would be delicious

Rollin' With Claire from Cameron Jewell on Vimeo.

Accidental Dunk

Everything is possible

Everything is Possible - For more amazing video clips, click here

Parked Car Fail

Automatic Shotgun

Window washing fail

There is a switch above the door to stop it. JAdams


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Pimples spell the word Arse

This is brutal, Florida Gators.....graduate??

This lady has a MASTERS in Speech Com from UF. I think I understood about 1/10 of what she said. JAdams

Excessive dancing celebration.

Look at the score

Military pictures

Where is that school??

Let's see if you can figure out where these 12 tourney-bound schools are located.

http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=586

Close Call

What does one trillion dollars look like?

Celebs that look like animals

Some of these are funny, some are stupid. JAdams

http://www.popcrunch.com/celebs-that-look-like-animals/

Obama fingers

Really?

The 8 Worst Discontinued Foods Ever Produced

http://omglists.blogfaction.com/article/107225/the-8-worst-discontinued-foods-ever-produced/

1-Crystal Clear Pepsi
2-Lifesaver holes
3-Zima
4-Orbitz (drink)
5-Pizzarias chips
6-Arch Deluxe (McDonalds)
7-Keebler Tato Skins
8-Pop Quiz (popcorn)
9-Doritos 3D

Chinese Cooking

Wow, they are still alive!!! JAdams

Makes you smile

Dog cries because a baby does.

Brent's Appalachian Trail Journey

My friend Brent, big brother in my fraternity, is hiking the entire Appalachian Trail. He started the trek on March 9th. He bought this program called Spot Tracker that shows where he hiked and how long it took him to get there. Also, where he is currently if you want to shoot him with paint balls. You can follow his journey by going here http://brentapptrail.blogspot.com/ . The picture below shows where he has traveled. It looks like he is entering an intense part of his journey, the HOOD. hahaha. JAdams



Here is his last entry:

"well it's starting to get really cold tonight. No more sleeping in just my underwear. Andrew and his roommate pushed further today than I wanted so it looks like im on my own now. I did 9.2 miles today. My feet are in pain and one of my toe nails has turned black- im giving it another day or two until it falls off. tomorrow im only gonna do 5 miles and stay at a hostel for the night then make my way up to helen by sunday and take a day off." Brent

Good luck brent.

New Rap Songs for March

March Rap

Worst Nightlight ever

Lucky guy?